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Important need to know stuff. I'm doing this as a public service:)

New Standard Operating Procedures released today. Please learn
BBQ RULES
we are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) the woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables
and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) the woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.


Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 
Yeh mate, sounds about right,but the woman shouldn't have to fetch the beer, it should be in a big esky next to the barbie at all times.
 
Australians!

Actually over in America, I'm in Asia now, The men are into a health thing craze. They prefer their women to get some exercise. Good knows they need it. It's good for their health:D
 
WHAT!!!? a barbie is no place to try be healthy, it's just not right, lol.

Oh, also if you are gonna drink beer, don't drink this poncy light beer, if you want to be a real man at a real barbie, the beer has to be nice and heavy 8)
 
Oh, this is very important, a barbie isn't complete unless everyone attempts to play backyard cricket while off their chops on alcohol. Lol.
 
actually i do like a buffet kinda thing. salad bread, rolls, sauces, cuttlery etc is laid upon the table then what ever man is in attendance at the time is doing the bbq.
....its a very rare occurance i must say lol
 
'' the woman shouldn't have to fetch the beer,'' sure we should how else is it gonna get shook up and expolde when ya open it?
 
beblondie;3105985; said:
'' the woman shouldn't have to fetch the beer,'' sure we should how else is it gonna get shook up and expolde when ya open it?
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beblondie;3105985; said:
'' the woman shouldn't have to fetch the beer,'' sure we should how else is it gonna get shook up and expolde when ya open it?
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That's why it's important that a bloke gets his own beers, and uses his esky as a seat, lol.
 
Some like it shaken not stirred. Let some of the cals evaporate;)

And the Flu is still upon us. The overflowing suds is good for cleansing hands before eating.
 
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