Fossil Fuel Shortage Solution

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Aimara
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I am tired of paying $3 a gallon. I pose a solution, and I thought about it for only 45 seconds. Brilliant! Fossil Fuels are exactly what their name implies: made of dead plants and animals. The best solution is obviously not new technology. I propose we do as the planet did millions of years ago: KILL PLANTS AND ANIMALS. Eventually, the oil supply will be restored and you can commute to work in your Hummer. All we have to do after the carnage is wait 60 million years or so, and then: LIGHT SWEET CRUDE.
 
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