Free Goldfish, Pick up only IL 61008

[Pyramid_Party]

Anyone want 3 free goldfish? These were feeder fish I used to cycle 3 tanks, Ive had them for over 2 months now. I would prefer these go to a good home, to someone who wants them and has room for them. I really would not like to give them back to the fish store or someone who intends to use them as feeders. They are about 2 1/2 inches in size and pretty fat. 2 of them are white and red, and the other is sort of a piebald color, orange and black sorta. Pick up only in IL 61008 area.


PS: If you have any other suggestions on how to get rid of them let me know.

 

[badreverend]

PS: If you have any other suggestions on how to get rid of them let me know.

I have a suggestion, since you dont want to use them as feeders-
1)learn to juggle
2)join the circus, at first youll just be a juggling clown, but thats just to get your foot in the door at the circus
3)buy enough tanks and setups to hold a couple hundred guppies
4)cycle the guppy tanks- using your 3 goldfish
5) get a couple hundred guppies
6)swallow a guppy
7) try to make yourself throw the guppy back up
8) repeat until all the guppies are gone
9)sell off all the guppy equipment
10) buy enough tanks and setups to hold a couple hundred goldfish
11)cycle goldfish tanks using your 3 goldfish
12)buy a couple hundred goldfish
13)swallow a goldfish
14)try to make yourself throw up the goldfish
15) repeat until all the goldfish are gone
16) show your ringmaster boss your new talent
17)prepare yourself for a whirlwind of fame and fortune
18) when the ringmaster tells the roaring crowd that its time for the main event, you head out to the center ring, with your 3 goldfish
19) swallow the 3 goldfish
20) throw up the 3 goldfish
21) take a bow, your a star!

 

[Pyramid_Party]

I have a suggestion, since you dont want to use them as feeders-
1)learn to juggle
2)join the circus, at first youll just be a juggling clown, but thats just to get your foot in the door at the circus
3)buy enough tanks and setups to hold a couple hundred guppies
4)cycle the guppy tanks- using your 3 goldfish
5) get a couple hundred guppies
6)swallow a guppy
7) try to make yourself throw the guppy back up
8) repeat until all the guppies are gone
9)sell off all the guppy equipment
10) buy enough tanks and setups to hold a couple hundred goldfish
11)cycle goldfish tanks using your 3 goldfish
12)buy a couple hundred goldfish
13)swallow a goldfish
14)try to make yourself throw up the goldfish
15) repeat until all the goldfish are gone
16) show your ringmaster boss your new talent
17)prepare yourself for a whirlwind of fame and fortune
18) when the ringmaster tells the roaring crowd that its time for the main event, you head out to the center ring, with your 3 goldfish
19) swallow the 3 goldfish
20) throw up the 3 goldfish
21) take a bow, your a star!

 

[Pyramid_Party]

Any help?

 

[Industrial]

......no shipping?


In all honesty, your best bet is to dig them a small pond outside. That's what I am doing with my three feeders that I used to cycle tanks.

 

[Pyramid_Party]

I wish I could. I would prefer to keep them, but I rent at an apartment and I cant dig up a pond.

 

[Industrial]

I wish I could. I would prefer to keep them, but I rent at an apartment and I cant dig up a pond.

Just put them in a bucket, take a walk past a pond and accidentally slip and dump them in!