> French Fighters
>
> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
> a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
>
> It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
>
> Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
>
> Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>
> "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
>
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
>
> She smiles and they start kissing.
>
> Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
>
> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
> on her breasts.
>
> "Pierre!! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
>
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
> wine!"
>
> She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
> steam up.
>
> Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
>
> Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
> her lap.
>
> He then strikes a match and sets the Cognac on fire.
>
> Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
>
> Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
> furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
>
> Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If
> I go down, I go down in flames!"
>
> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for
> a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
>
> It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
>
> Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!"
>
> Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
>
> "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.
>
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
>
> She smiles and they start kissing.
>
> Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
>
> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it
> on her breasts.
>
> "Pierre!! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie.
>
> "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white
> wine!"
>
> She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
> steam up.
>
> Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
>
> Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in
> her lap.
>
> He then strikes a match and sets the Cognac on fire.
>
> Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
>
> Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
> furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
>
> Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If
> I go down, I go down in flames!"
