Funnies in America lol

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Red Devil

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Only in America ........do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

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Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters..

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Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
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Only in America .......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?
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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! =0 D
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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More questions to wonder about......

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
 
GudEnuf;3422705; said:
More questions to wonder about......

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
haha... more good ones...keep them coming..
 
Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon?

Do they make de-caffeinated coffee tables?
 
Death Pony;3424869; said:
Why do we bake cookies, but cook bacon?

Do they make de-caffeinated coffee tables?
:grinno:
 
Why do we park our cars in driveways but drive them on parkways?

Why do we think talking slower and louder to a person who doesn't speak our language will help them understand what we are saying?
 
OscarRobinson;3428398; said:
Why do we park our cars in driveways but drive them on parkways?

Why do we think talking slower and louder to a person who doesn't speak our language will help them understand what we are saying?

F**k i was just about to say the driveway parkway!!!
 
think most of liz's op applys to the uk too but still made me chuckle on every line... good work guys... nothings change round here then...
 
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