it was under free stuff and is long but worth the time to read it. I couldnt stop laughing.
Reply to: sale-391622283@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-07, 3:59PM CDT
Ok so my GF and I went through the house last night and made this mile long list of **** we dont need.
2 fax/copier machines. They have no power cable. I know one still works because it had a fax hanging out of it when I took it down from the attic. Either that or it is technology beyond its years and its wireless. You decide.
2 yes two ugly brass lamps. One has several circles the other is square. Neither have a lamp shade but they both work.
One chest of drawers. Five drawers and heavy. I dont know what got into the demented mind of the person that decided to refinish it but I think they were high on crack. Maybe that is why the room it came out of was painted striped blue who knows!
One size fits all baby bouncer. This is in great condition however I dont have any **** trophies laying around so I have no need for this. I dont think anyone that has ever lived in this house has so I have no idea how it got here.
Black plastic garage shelves. These are cheap plastic shelves. Some of them have spray paint on them because I am lazy and do not like to lay paper down. Plus they were not my shelves so what did I care if I damaged them. They can be yours and you can damage them too if you like
One brass chandelier. Its one of those old school ghetto ones that gets placed in every track built home. Have the five sticks that are suppose to replicate candles. Well I took it down from the dining room last week. I know its works. It even comes with three free light bulbs however you must pay extra for the wire connectors that are on it. I will not separate these items please dont ask.
1 black hop a long boot. Great for costume parties or those days when you want sympathy. It is even good if you have a broken leg or ankle. Its in great shape.
1 Hoover wind tunnel vacuum. Makes loud noise when you turn it on. Smells like its burning. May pose a fire hazard therefore I dont want it. Also it smells like a combination of baking soda and cat piss from my roommates old cat.
2 RCA Direct TV receivers. Both work I guess I am sure both of them have some illegal chip or something in them. Why else would you get direct TV?? You can have the dish too if you are willing to climb on my roof and take it down. I do not have insurance so if you fall youre ****ed. Sorry that is just the way it is.
Two brown lamps. I love them my girlfriend does not
Therefore I have a choice to make I am told to get rid of them or at least post them for sale or else! Well since I dont want to be cut off I am posting them. You can have them both for $500 with the shade or $499 without. There I have posted it.
1 MTX 1000D amp. It has flying powers. It fell from the attic last night and hit my girl in the leg. I have to get something out of this. I know it has an easy fix I just dont know what it is. I tried to hook it up in my truck one day and it about caught it on fire. Make me a good offer. Can be either repaired or you can drop it on your loved one from the attic. Either way its worth something
1 Roll of linoleum 5x7. Its nice. I have finished one of my bathrooms with it. Was going to do another bathroom but elected tile instead
Carpet. Tanish color. Not sure how much was there or how much is left. Was going to use it so my dog can lay on it but he does not like tan. He chews it up and it comes out the other end so therefore he cant have it. Maybe you have a dog that likes tan.
Cans of paint. Not sure how much is in each can. All the paint is Porter so I know its good. I have just repainted most of the house so I have no use for it.
One pack of shingles. Not the nasty stuff you get on your skin but the stuff you hire guys named Jose to put on your roof. You could use it to build a dog house or something.
One nasty ashtray. I do not smoke no one in my house does however we have an ashtray that looks nice. About 2 ft tall and holds sand. You can put those nasty butts out in it. Will be given in as is condition. You must take it with the sand and the butts.
1 17inch tire. Holds air does not leak. Came off a 95 mustang so it is pretty wide. Has about 35% tread on it.
Box of cat food. This is a large Rubbermaid box. The cat food in it is still good. I ate some last night and it still had its crunchiness. Even if you dont want the cat food the container is still very nice and would be a nice container for dog food.
1 picture of two random people. In the picture one of the isnt even looking at the camera. There seems to be some sort of mass confusion when someone shouts out the word CHEESE. Both people in the picture are unattractive.
1 book bag. This book bag is full of books. I have no idea what kind of books they are and I dont want to open the bag just in case spiders are in there. I dont like spiders or books so you can have the bag for free. There are some initials on the bag but I dont know whose they are. They maybe yours or maybe you can change your name so the initials match your name. Its up to you.
1 pair of used Nike Shox. These part white part dirt shox are in fair condition. The person who wore these must have suffered from a foot illness of some sort. There seems to be a lingering smell extruding from the shoes. I imagine if you throw them in the washer this smell will go away. But who knows.
1 box of random bath salts lotions and soaps. If you like to take baths or smell good this box is for you. It has some honey smelling bath stuff in it. It smells nice and taste good. Would be good for a girl or someone who wants to smell like one.
1 box of circular discs. There are about 30 in this box. They are labeled with different titles. I asked my girlfriend what they were and she said CDs. I did not recognize them at first because I have been lost in the digital world for quite some time now. However if you have one of those fancy record players that can play them then they are yours.
1 old car battery. It has a red top. It does not like to hold a charge. I do not imagine there is any value to it but maybe you like to collect things. Right now it is currently holding the grass in place in my back yard. My dogs enjoy peeing on it so I will wash it for you before you come and get it.
I think that is about all the junk that i am getting rid of. These items are real and are going to be either traded or given away. Let me know if you have interest in any of these items. I will mark them off as they go. Thanks.
Reply to: sale-391622283@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-08-07, 3:59PM CDT
Ok so my GF and I went through the house last night and made this mile long list of **** we dont need.
2 fax/copier machines. They have no power cable. I know one still works because it had a fax hanging out of it when I took it down from the attic. Either that or it is technology beyond its years and its wireless. You decide.
2 yes two ugly brass lamps. One has several circles the other is square. Neither have a lamp shade but they both work.
One chest of drawers. Five drawers and heavy. I dont know what got into the demented mind of the person that decided to refinish it but I think they were high on crack. Maybe that is why the room it came out of was painted striped blue who knows!
One size fits all baby bouncer. This is in great condition however I dont have any **** trophies laying around so I have no need for this. I dont think anyone that has ever lived in this house has so I have no idea how it got here.
Black plastic garage shelves. These are cheap plastic shelves. Some of them have spray paint on them because I am lazy and do not like to lay paper down. Plus they were not my shelves so what did I care if I damaged them. They can be yours and you can damage them too if you like
One brass chandelier. Its one of those old school ghetto ones that gets placed in every track built home. Have the five sticks that are suppose to replicate candles. Well I took it down from the dining room last week. I know its works. It even comes with three free light bulbs however you must pay extra for the wire connectors that are on it. I will not separate these items please dont ask.
1 black hop a long boot. Great for costume parties or those days when you want sympathy. It is even good if you have a broken leg or ankle. Its in great shape.
1 Hoover wind tunnel vacuum. Makes loud noise when you turn it on. Smells like its burning. May pose a fire hazard therefore I dont want it. Also it smells like a combination of baking soda and cat piss from my roommates old cat.
2 RCA Direct TV receivers. Both work I guess I am sure both of them have some illegal chip or something in them. Why else would you get direct TV?? You can have the dish too if you are willing to climb on my roof and take it down. I do not have insurance so if you fall youre ****ed. Sorry that is just the way it is.
Two brown lamps. I love them my girlfriend does not
Therefore I have a choice to make I am told to get rid of them or at least post them for sale or else! Well since I dont want to be cut off I am posting them. You can have them both for $500 with the shade or $499 without. There I have posted it.1 MTX 1000D amp. It has flying powers. It fell from the attic last night and hit my girl in the leg. I have to get something out of this. I know it has an easy fix I just dont know what it is. I tried to hook it up in my truck one day and it about caught it on fire. Make me a good offer. Can be either repaired or you can drop it on your loved one from the attic. Either way its worth something
1 Roll of linoleum 5x7. Its nice. I have finished one of my bathrooms with it. Was going to do another bathroom but elected tile instead
Carpet. Tanish color. Not sure how much was there or how much is left. Was going to use it so my dog can lay on it but he does not like tan. He chews it up and it comes out the other end so therefore he cant have it. Maybe you have a dog that likes tan.
Cans of paint. Not sure how much is in each can. All the paint is Porter so I know its good. I have just repainted most of the house so I have no use for it.
One pack of shingles. Not the nasty stuff you get on your skin but the stuff you hire guys named Jose to put on your roof. You could use it to build a dog house or something.
One nasty ashtray. I do not smoke no one in my house does however we have an ashtray that looks nice. About 2 ft tall and holds sand. You can put those nasty butts out in it. Will be given in as is condition. You must take it with the sand and the butts.
1 17inch tire. Holds air does not leak. Came off a 95 mustang so it is pretty wide. Has about 35% tread on it.
Box of cat food. This is a large Rubbermaid box. The cat food in it is still good. I ate some last night and it still had its crunchiness. Even if you dont want the cat food the container is still very nice and would be a nice container for dog food.
1 picture of two random people. In the picture one of the isnt even looking at the camera. There seems to be some sort of mass confusion when someone shouts out the word CHEESE. Both people in the picture are unattractive.
1 book bag. This book bag is full of books. I have no idea what kind of books they are and I dont want to open the bag just in case spiders are in there. I dont like spiders or books so you can have the bag for free. There are some initials on the bag but I dont know whose they are. They maybe yours or maybe you can change your name so the initials match your name. Its up to you.
1 pair of used Nike Shox. These part white part dirt shox are in fair condition. The person who wore these must have suffered from a foot illness of some sort. There seems to be a lingering smell extruding from the shoes. I imagine if you throw them in the washer this smell will go away. But who knows.
1 box of random bath salts lotions and soaps. If you like to take baths or smell good this box is for you. It has some honey smelling bath stuff in it. It smells nice and taste good. Would be good for a girl or someone who wants to smell like one.
1 box of circular discs. There are about 30 in this box. They are labeled with different titles. I asked my girlfriend what they were and she said CDs. I did not recognize them at first because I have been lost in the digital world for quite some time now. However if you have one of those fancy record players that can play them then they are yours.
1 old car battery. It has a red top. It does not like to hold a charge. I do not imagine there is any value to it but maybe you like to collect things. Right now it is currently holding the grass in place in my back yard. My dogs enjoy peeing on it so I will wash it for you before you come and get it.
I think that is about all the junk that i am getting rid of. These items are real and are going to be either traded or given away. Let me know if you have interest in any of these items. I will mark them off as they go. Thanks.
