Funniest Prank

[kunkira]

Whats the funniest prank you've ever pulled on someone??
mine,
My friend's little sister's frog had died so i did the liberty of giving him the ol swirly burial. well when i flushed, i screamed "my god he's alive!!" as a joke of course, but my friend come running in "oh my god, oh my god, you've got to catch him and pull him out! Get HIM!!!"
Unfortunately I stopped her before she dove into the toilet after him... and said, "i was just kidding"
of course she didn't think it was too funny... me on the other hand

 

[rallysman]

When I was in college I worked in a funeral home. Me and a friend had our own apartment inside of the building. It was our job to accept and prep the bodies for embalming. When we would get a call we would then call our boss to come do the real work. One night we decided to prank him.

It all started with my buddy laying on the embalming table with a sheet over himself, motionless.

The boss walked in and I asked him why he didn't answer his phone the previous night. He said it didn't ring. I then told him that we had a call last night and the person was in the embalming room. He was pretty pissed off that it had waited so long so he stormed into the room. As he pulled the sheet down my friend sat up and screamed in his face. It was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

 

[TLkmDN]

When I was in college I worked in a funeral home. Me and a friend had our own apartment inside of the building. It was our job to accept and prep the bodies for embalming. When we would get a call we would then call our boss to come do the real work. One night we decided to prank him.

It all started with my buddy laying on the embalming table with a sheet over himself, motionless.

The boss walked in and I asked him why he didn't answer his phone the previous night. He said it didn't ring. I then told him that we had a call last night and the person was in the embalming room. He was pretty pissed off that it had waited so long so he stormed into the room. As he pulled the sheet down my friend sat up and screamed in his face. It was quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.

u got a pretty sick sense of humour buddy...damn u worked in a funeral home??? reminds me of six feet under. must be freaking freaky...did the bodies talk to ure subconscience?

 

[ercnan]

Guess my only one was to have a buddy drive an hour and a half to pick me up "broke down on the highway" only to find out all was well.
I did have a case of beer waiting when he got there.
Guess that was not enough as he left a "hot" date to "help" me out.
He got over it though, we drank beer then went out "hunting".

 

[rallysman]

u got a pretty sick sense of humour buddy...damn u worked in a funeral home??? reminds me of six feet under. must be freaking freaky...did the bodies talk to ure subconscience?

It was freaky for a week or 2 but after that it just turned into "another job"

 

[ercnan]

It was freaky for a week or 2 but after that it just turned into "another job"

Let me take a "stab" here and guess it was a "dead end" job. Even though you gave it a good "shot", it just didn't "pan" out.

 

[bruster]

i super glued a kid to his chair in high school and got away with it

 

[oddballer]

i took a poop in a friends hotel shower....

 

[Death Pony]

One of my favorites was when we were on a band trip and staying in this hotel. One of my friends was taking a shower. I took the iron, tied the cord around the door knob in a tight knot so the door couldn't open that much, only about an inch. Well, he comes down to breakfast and gives me an evil look. Ends up he pulled the door hard enough to dislodge the iron from it's holder and it came hurttling towards his face. And to think that I was going to turn it on......

 

[Mystix212]

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE MATERIAL.

It was a friday party night and my friend and I decided we wanted to throw something at eachother. We looked at our mums and figured a swollen up tampon would work nicely. We begged for one so we could use it as a basketball, throw at my sister etc. just juvienile fun.
Well my mum said, 'Close your eyes and hold out your hands'. I did with caution. I felt a 'gooey' thing drop into my hands. I opened my eyes only to figure out my mum had dipped a tamp into some water, then into some tomato sauce. I screamed and on instinct threw it up and stuck to the roof.

We all had a good laugh and went to finish our drinks. Now, my friend was at the toilet when the 'tomato' incident happened so he was oblivious to it. Just as he was filling his glass up with pepsi, the tampon fell in his hair. we were lucky enough to be in the kitchen at the right time, he freaked out so bad that he thought it was real and didnt trust us for the rest of the night.