funny joke

[Opiate]

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
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> >Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and
> >my mum said it was contagious."
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> >"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
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> >Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says

there's
a
> >bug going round, and it's contagious."
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> >"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
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> >Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad accent, "Our next

door
> >neighbour is painting his house wid a 2 inch brush, an my pa says it

will
> >take the contagious."
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[TankBuster]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied to his testicles. The bartender comes over and grabs it and says "What the hell is this?"........ The pirate says " AARRRR, your drivin me nuts"

 

[Peanut_Power]

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
> >
> >
> >
> >Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles

and
> >my mum said it was contagious."
> >
> >
> >
> >"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
> >
> >
> >
> >Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says

there's
a
> >bug going round, and it's contagious."
> >
> >
> >
> >"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
> >
> >
> >
> >Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad accent, "Our next

door
> >neighbour is painting his house wid a 2 inch brush, an my pa says it

will
> >take the contagious."
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> >
> >
>
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what?

 

[fishnthings]

exactly... what??? did you leave something out.. lol

 

[skinless]

i see it, and it probably will.

 

[TankBuster]

Think about it, your drivin me nuts... steering wheel, testicles. Holy Mackerel you guys are killin me

 

[fishnthings]

not u man.. we got that..lol... talkin bout opiates

 

[Peanut_Power]

no....not yours...yours was lame...i'm talkin about the one above it...haha.....

 

[skinless]

opiates makes sense. it just woulda been a better joke if he switched the he neighbour to a she neighbor. crude either way.

 

[TankBuster]

Lame? wow I must be getting tired then, bringing out the old bad jokes I guess.