Funny oscar story

[aquariumguy2300]

I was at my lfs looking at some clown loaches to see if there was any spotted ones but there wasn't so I started to look at the other tanks. I glance over at the oscars and see that the staff has just fed them feeders. So I walk over to the tank and see them with the tails in their mouths, and this lady is walking by, and she sees the oscars with the heads sticking out, and she screams, and runs away! That was so akward for a few minutes that the whole store was completely quiet. I also noticed that for the first time ever, they took out the dead snails(all of the snails) and they fed their catfish.

 

[muckieman]

lol thats funny... if she didn't scream and was looking scared you should have said be careful they can jump out of the tank and eat people.

 

[AMG]

So I walk over to the tank and see them with the tails in their mouths, and this lady is walking by, and she sees the oscars with the heads sticking out, and she screams, and runs away!

 

[Freeze_Dried_Bloodworm]

 

[Stenersen]

This reminds me of one customer I had a couple of years ago...
He was very convinced that his Oscars was mouthbreeders. When I asked why (though I had an idea...) he told med that he got them yesterday and they was picking up his tetras and brood them in their mouth..
He felt a bit stupid when I told him what was going on!
Enough said - this guy became a good customer and actually has a great collection of nice tanks and fish today.
It was just one of these days when your brain isn`t working properly

 

[niblit]

im so glad this wasnt an oscar in a fish bowl story i get too many of those at work

 

[Bogwoodbruce]

This reminds me of one customer I had a couple of years ago...
He was very convinced that his Oscars was mouthbreeders. When I asked why (though I had an idea...) he told med that he got them yesterday and they was picking up his tetras and brood them in their mouth..
He felt a bit stupid when I told him what was going on!
Enough said - this guy became a good customer and actually has a great collection of nice tanks and fish today.
It was just one of these days when your brain isn`t working properly

Ha ha, thats just so funny, dumb ass, LOL.

 

[Mystix212]

This reminds me of one customer I had a couple of years ago...
He was very convinced that his Oscars was mouthbreeders. When I asked why (though I had an idea...) he told med that he got them yesterday and they was picking up his tetras and brood them in their mouth..
He felt a bit stupid when I told him what was going on!
Enough said - this guy became a good customer and actually has a great collection of nice tanks and fish today.
It was just one of these days when your brain isn`t working properly

This joke is better then the first one. That bloke fails.