Funny Signatures

[The Masked Shadow]

Since I like the office, I used to have one with a funny quote

“Do I want to be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me” - Michael Scott.

Now, mine is “ The Broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, The Mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the Walnut says ‘I look like a brain’. The Banana says ‘can we change the subject’”.

Anyway, show off your funny signatures, and tell us when you update yours. I’m debating this one:

“I don’t hate it, I just don’t like it at all“ - Michael Scott

 

[Deadeye]

A wise man once said “There’s always a bigger fish.” That man’s name was Liam Neeson, unfortunately I don’t have enough respect for the movie to name it.

 

[The Masked Shadow]

Perhaps the best paragraph ever to be written in MFK history is this one:

Honestly, if that's the type of drivel that you young uns listen to nowadays, and actually get something from it, then there's no hope for the human race. I mean I can wear my cap back to front, I can can even wear those daft pants that are halfway down my arse, or say 'innit' at the end if every sentence, but i'm sorry, that music is just one step too far. Lol.

edit: this quote was on the thread A request for anyone over 30, and i asked some people to listen to EGIRLS ARE RUINING MY LIFE - CORPSE HUSBAND.

 

[Deadeye]

I’m a young-un, and I agree with everything he said lol.

 

[TwoHedWlf]

Huh, can't remember if I actually have a signature, let me see....
Nope!
On another board I used to have, "For sale: Acute school of anglefish. Measure 1-89°" But I kept getting people asking to buy them.

 

[esoxlucius]

Huh, can't remember if I actually have a signature, let me see....
Nope!
On another board I used to have, "For sale: Acute school of anglefish. Measure 1-89°" But I kept getting people asking to buy them.

Yeah but they're relatively common in the hobby. The real sought after rarities are the reflex anglefish, the 181-360's. If you have any of those i'll have the lot. Lol.