D DavidW INCOMING!!! MFK Member Apr 5, 2005 812 5 0 Manaus, Brasil Sep 11, 2009 #1 http://www.fmylife.com/ one of the best laughs I have had in a while :0
cichlaguapote Fire Eel MFK Member Oct 2, 2006 9,023 17 62 Pripyat, Ukraine Oct 5, 2009 #2 Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML Click to expand... That site soooo makes me laugh.. TTT for a good thread.
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML Click to expand... That site soooo makes me laugh.. TTT for a good thread.
jcardona1 Feeder Fish MFK Member Jun 5, 2007 11,491 40 0 43 South of Heaven Oct 5, 2009 #3 Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML Click to expand...
Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML Click to expand...
jcardona1 Feeder Fish MFK Member Jun 5, 2007 11,491 40 0 43 South of Heaven Oct 5, 2009 #4 awesome Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML Click to expand... Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML Click to expand... Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML Click to expand...
awesome Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML Click to expand... Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML Click to expand... Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML Click to expand...
Red Devil Nice to meet you and welcome to MFK MFK Member Feb 23, 2006 34,413 366 1,273 United states of America Oct 5, 2009 #5 funny !!!
cichlaguapote Fire Eel MFK Member Oct 2, 2006 9,023 17 62 Pripyat, Ukraine Oct 5, 2009 #6 Today, I was offered a position as a school crossing guard. I have a $200,000 degree in Economics from a top 20 University and was offered a position to hold a stop sign and wear a reflective vest. I was tempted to accept. FML Click to expand... Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML Click to expand... Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML Click to expand... LOL Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML Click to expand...
Today, I was offered a position as a school crossing guard. I have a $200,000 degree in Economics from a top 20 University and was offered a position to hold a stop sign and wear a reflective vest. I was tempted to accept. FML Click to expand... Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML Click to expand... Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML Click to expand... LOL Today, when we were at wrestling practice, we had to bend over to stretch. When I bent down, I noticed a car on the street stopped. There was a sixty year old man watching us. He then licked his lips and drove away. FML Click to expand...
12 Volt Man Arapaima MFK Member May 24, 2007 6,669 1,045 203 canada Oct 5, 2009 #7 Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML Click to expand... hahahahaha!
Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML Click to expand... hahahahaha!
12 Volt Man Arapaima MFK Member May 24, 2007 6,669 1,045 203 canada Oct 5, 2009 #8 Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML Click to expand... LMAO
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML Click to expand... LMAO
12 Volt Man Arapaima MFK Member May 24, 2007 6,669 1,045 203 canada Oct 5, 2009 #9 Today, my little sister asked what masterbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML Click to expand...
Today, my little sister asked what masterbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML Click to expand...
J jagd24 Feeder Fish MFK Member Sep 20, 2009 71 0 6 michigan Oct 5, 2009 #10 another good one is www.textsfromlastnight.com
