Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very
>faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
>on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to
>pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
> >off
>her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
>expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky
>enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
>it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
>business they proceeded to go home.
> >The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
> >normally
>sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
>other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
>starting to suspect the worst .. . my wife came home with no panties!"
> >"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
>stuck to her ass that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
>never forget you.'"
> >
>faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic
>on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to
>pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take
> >off
>her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
>expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky
>enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on
>it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their
>business they proceeded to go home.
> >The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
> >normally
>sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
>other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
>starting to suspect the worst .. . my wife came home with no panties!"
> >"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
>stuck to her ass that says: 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll
>never forget you.'"
> >
