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A new low in fashion: The Backtacular Gluteal Shield
by Mira Jacob, Shine staff, on Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:24pm PDT
Answering the age-old question of what happens if you sit in a room with a teenage girl, a Bedazzler and a nicotine patch, it appears that something called the Backtacular Gluteal Shield has finally hit the market. No, thats not some kind of bulletproof a**-vest, but rather, the hypoallergenic, rhinestone-studded adhesive accessory pictured right. Or, as weve been calling it at my house, a butt crack sticker.
Yes, thats right, someone has actually created a butt crack sticker. Because thats better than wearing, say, a belt. Or a long shirt. Or Kardashian endorsed mom shorts. I mean, why go the tried-and-true route when for the low, low price of $15, you could look like youve got a sparkly black tongue/ rogue shoe horn coming out of your rear?
Okay, but maybe we're being to harsh here. Maybe this thing is preferable to actual crackery. What say you, ladies? Would any of you actually wear the Backtacular Gluteal Shield?
A new low in fashion: The Backtacular Gluteal Shield
by Mira Jacob, Shine staff, on Sun Apr 18, 2010 6:24pm PDT
Answering the age-old question of what happens if you sit in a room with a teenage girl, a Bedazzler and a nicotine patch, it appears that something called the Backtacular Gluteal Shield has finally hit the market. No, thats not some kind of bulletproof a**-vest, but rather, the hypoallergenic, rhinestone-studded adhesive accessory pictured right. Or, as weve been calling it at my house, a butt crack sticker.
Yes, thats right, someone has actually created a butt crack sticker. Because thats better than wearing, say, a belt. Or a long shirt. Or Kardashian endorsed mom shorts. I mean, why go the tried-and-true route when for the low, low price of $15, you could look like youve got a sparkly black tongue/ rogue shoe horn coming out of your rear?
Okay, but maybe we're being to harsh here. Maybe this thing is preferable to actual crackery. What say you, ladies? Would any of you actually wear the Backtacular Gluteal Shield?
