I went to Australia to fish for Jardine arowana's on the Jardine river.Caught a lot of them but my guide took me to a back water lagoon that had a 15 foot saltwater croc and he tried to sneak up on me.My guide had a big rifle and he told me to hurry and get in the boat.Of course you know what happened next,I slip and fell part way in to the water and I moved,crawled into the boat in record time.My guide started to laugh his ass off.He said I was afraid of becoming croc turds