Grocery store thread

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Have you seen the people in the grocery store that are so fat they have to lean on the shopping cart to move around? I have a hypothetical question. If they can't move without the shopping cart, how did they get into the store? Did they park by the cart rack, and ride one in? Or do they have a shopping cart at home that they push/ride to the store? And why do they always seem to be moving toward the old lady with the free samples of sausage? And another question, is it OK for me to tell them that they don't really need to come to the grocery store? These are the questions of the universe that I can't solve. LOL
 
:ROFL: Or what about the people that just wander around aimlessly with only one item in their cart. They are there when you show up and are still there wandering when you leave. Do they live in the store? How are they smart enough to drive to the store?
 
:ROFL: I have no idea, it is something to think about though.
 
Do they realize I am staring at them as they fondle a bag of Peanut Butter Cups?
 
what happens is these fat people go in skinny, and then they just never leave, getting fatter and fatter, and so there was no need for the trollies before they entered. it gets to the point where they cannot fit through the door sideways and are so trapped. occasionally chubby people escape, and you do see these roaming the pavements from time to time. some fatties (common name) break through the walls after eating all junk food in one establishment, so when are seen out and about, they are usually on the move to find more food. next question.
 
davo said:
what happens is these fat people go in skinny, and then they just never leave, getting fatter and fatter, and so there was no need for the trollies before they entered. it gets to the point where they cannot fit through the door sideways and are so trapped. occasionally chubby people escape, and you do see these roaming the pavements from time to time. some fatties (common name) break through the walls after eating all junk food in one establishment, so when are seen out and about, they are usually on the move to find more food. next question.

You said trollies. I love the brits. LOL
 
you should start a thread, when you post up a yank word, and we'll give you the equivalent. you'll learn a lot ewurm. o and it is perfectly acceptable for you to tell them they do not need to be eating anymore and should concentrate on fasting
 
I saw two people in front of me who just got done shopping at taco bell today. They must have been really tired, cause they ordered like $58 worth of food. Yeah thats right $58 dollars worth. I was going to get my food to go, but then I just had to stay and watch them eat it all. They got like 6 trays worth of food, it was so gross watching them eat. Don't think I will be getting taco bell for awile. So gross, pretty sad I had nothing better to do.
 
how the hell can you eat $58 of TACO BELL!?!?!?!

That must literally weigh as much as a buick!
 
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