Ha ha ha this little pig went to market
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It reminds me of a friend of mine who is a supha marathon runner and had three of her toes nails permanently removed (they fall off anyways after so much running). She then tattooed the three little pigs on each toe and got the big bad wolf on her other foot, hence the big bad wolf is constantly trying to catch the three little pigs!
Gr8KarmaSF said:It reminds me of a friend of mine who is a supha marathon runner and had three of her toes nails permanently removed (they fall off anyways after so much running). She then tattooed the three little pigs on each toe and got the big bad wolf on her other foot, hence the big bad wolf is constantly trying to catch the three little pigs!
its a thing some ppl in the ER do
my mom once got a pair of guys that had been driving drunk
the guys buddy died (the drivers friend) so they took the guys buddys arm (it had fallen off during the crash and was held on by segments of tissure while they tryed to revive him at the ER it fell off) they took the arm and saved it for the next morning and left it on the guy who was driving with a note
the note said
"in case you were wondering your buddy isnt here anymore but he said dont drive drunk" with a dead X-eyed smiley face
my mom once got a pair of guys that had been driving drunk
the guys buddy died (the drivers friend) so they took the guys buddys arm (it had fallen off during the crash and was held on by segments of tissure while they tryed to revive him at the ER it fell off) they took the arm and saved it for the next morning and left it on the guy who was driving with a note
the note said
"in case you were wondering your buddy isnt here anymore but he said dont drive drunk" with a dead X-eyed smiley face
nick said:
mg: Dude, thats just not cool... funny in a VERY off-camber sort of way, but still not cool....
all doctors and nurses in the er hate drunk drivers, drugges, and sex offenders..... it gets to a sicker point, one guy came in with a hard on (he took 23 pills before the first one kicked in *boner pills for the elderly* so instead of pumping his stomach they let him stay there with blue balls for liek 43 hours or something and doctors would come in take a look and start laughing there ass's off right in front of the guy, thyed b like "hmmmmmm...... BAHAAHAHAHAHAH"