HELP! Wife is gonna kill me! 210g. acrylic tank!

[House 64]

Just purchased a 210g. acrylic tank on impulse 15 minutes ago .... then as I was driving home my wife's voice and reaction passed thru my brain! Image of me getting my testicles removed is not a good one...... SOMEONE come buy this tank!

210g. acrylic aquarium, .5" acrylic, painted black back, DIY overflow boxes inside, black laminated stand/canopy, 4 foot light fixture...... no lids.

Back wall/panel had a tight, hairline crack about 10" but is repaired.....

Tank measurements are: 96"L x 18"W x 28"H.

Would like to get what I paid..... $280! Need it gone before she gets home from work this evening!

Local pickup in Seal Beach, So. Cal 90740. Pictures to follow!

 

[tchizzle]

Good luck lol. Wear at least cup.

 

[umpbump]

you cant return for a full refund?

 

[christ4paul]

LOL. ouch.. GL with the sale bro. loosing a testicle is like loosing your pride. although fish is important its not worth loosing something more important. lol

 

[chefjamesscott]

can you ship to canada

if not

perhaps you can talk your wife into letting you keep as a upsize on existing tank

 

[House 64]

I already have 2 other empty large tanks in the garage.... need this out!

Cell phone camera.... tank is just dirty (and it's raining outside). Holes drilled underneath but capped.

 

[House 64]

you cant return for a full refund?

Nope... private party! It was a great price!

 

[oscarcrazy]

Just have it set up and running by the time she gets home.
"Honey, what the **** is this new tank doing in the living room!!??"
"What new tank dear?"
Now is when you actually go stand next to her and look at the tank.
She'll point at it and probably utter some unprintable phrase.
You calmly reply, "Oh that old thing, we've had that forever."

Well it works for women with shoes and clothes, why not a fish tank?

 

[JIM]

YUP!!! youre a gonner, and sad you being so young and vital If i could help you out i surely would, the price is great but it would cost me a grand to get to California and back with a 210 gal tank. Soooo. guess its been kinda nice knowin you. Oh where will that tank be if i ever do make it out that way maybe i can get it at the estate sale for cheap.

 

[House 64]

Don't really want to feel the wrath of a pregnant woman! Besides, I have a demo'ed baby's room I need to get done and spend the money on!

jimv8673, you're a bad man!