I am sitting at work today half asleep drinking a cup of coffee. My boss asks this girl that works with us to dig up our new ad in the paper, she left the paper in front of me with animal classifieds page open. I quickly glimpsed at the fish section as I read Giving away 320 gallon fish tank for free. <phone number>, I ran to the nearest phone as I snorkeled extremely hot coffee from my nostrils only to be told that they have reconsidered and decided to keep the fish tank.


