HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET LADIES........

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sevendreamz

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Happened to be watching "Divorce Court" on tv and this lady was telling the judge how she gets outta all her speeding tickets....all of them, and even her husband said she deserves a Grammy for her ACTING....:ROFL:

She drives as fast and crazily as she wants but always keeps a bottle of water under her seat. When she gets pulled before the cop comes up to the car she grabs the bottle under seat and pours it in her crotch area and a lil on her face for fake tears. When approached by the officer she pretends to be upset and crying and apologizes to the officer saying she has bladder issues and was trying her best to reach a restroom. She said its never failed her, SOMETIMES IT PISSES ME OFF WHAT WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH....

AND WE ALL KNOW THE CLASSIC "OFFICER I MUST HAVE DROPPED SOMETHING DOWN MY SHIRT, WANNA HELP ME FIND IT....:ROFL::ROFL:

Anyone else know some slick lines to save your A$% from gettin a ticket...LOL....
 
WOW...THOUGHT SOMEONE HAD SOME IDEAS ON HOW TO GET OUT OF A SPEEDING TICKET...GUESS I GOTTA WAIT ON THE LADIES WHICH ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN ON THIS SITE...LOL........
 
If you're pregnant, use the water and tell them your water broke. Although this may lead in a police escort to the hospital...
 
What also works is if you have a family member who is an officer for the city you get pulled over in! It's called "family courtesy". I thought it was BS until I used it!
 
NICE!!
 
i dont know what to say. i cant believe she went to that extreme.

i got pulled over just once, got a ticket and never thought to try to manipulate my way out of it-i know i deserved it. hell, when i went to court (i was going a 52 in a 25 zone-just got off midnites working in an ER, and trying to get to work -i was active duty at the time and had minutes to get to work) the cop actually showed up and defended me! lol. the judge said it was a good thing the cop was on my side..

the cop even said "it was a sunday, no one was on the road-she didn't endanger anyone (which was true-there wasnt a car in sight).

i had to pay the court 180 bucks- but was just happy not to have my license yanked.

guess i could never use my womanly wiles to get out of a ticket-its just not right..
 
I have talked my way out of 4 tickets- got 3 warnings instead. First one I went to school with the cop (had a crush on him then), he gave me a warning for 65 in a 55. Next time was a cop that lived down the street from me, he just didn't want me to hit a deer and get hurt- another warning for 65 in a 55 at the same place I got the last one (going the opposite way 4 years later). Next was a PA State Trooper (I respect them greatly) stopped me on a holiday weekend. It was Friday and I was on the way to my community college graduation. He went to the state police academy with one of my high school classmates. Again a warning for 65 in a 55. The last one I didn't even get a warning and had my husband in the car. I was doing 48 in a 25 zone in town. Had just bought the car and when I handed the cop my paperwork and started to explain he just gave up and told me to slow down. That was 5 years ago. It seems they stop me every 4-5 years so I am due. Hope to keep up the string of luck.:naughty:
 
I dont know any such stories to share but that judge on Divorce Court is nice to look at.
 
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