Subject: Husband 1.0
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband
1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please
enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try
to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband
1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0., and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no
avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
=========================
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please
enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try
to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt
3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband
1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of
all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to
reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
