I guess it has to do with fish.

[Mudslinger14]

So I was telling my mom how I wanted a 300 gallon saltwater aquarium in my room, and how I could add a cat banded shark in it.

She looked at me when I said 'shark' and replied, "What? Shark? But....You would never get a girl in there with a shark in your room!"

I was cracking up inside....But simply said, "Oh...Right."

Im 14 by the way. Yes, my mom is immature.

Have your parents ever said anything to you like this?

 

[Gearhead]

My dad does all the time.

 

[HPIZZLE]

women absolutely love my blue tongue skink.
its the deal sealer.

 

[fishy12]

I think a 150 FOWLR or community with a pretty reef would seal the deal on sight

 

[DMasker]

Once at work (which my mom owned)

(We somehow got on the topic of stilettos)
My Mom: Grandma used to wear stilettos
Tony: Slut Shoes!
My Mom: Well grandma was a slut

We were all in shock and awe as my mom is a pastor.... She was totally joking of course but man was it out of left field.

 

[Mudslinger14]

Once at work (which my mom owned)

(We somehow got on the topic of stilettos)
My Mom: Grandma used to wear stilettos
Tony: Slut Shoes!
My Mom: Well grandma was a slut

We were all in shock and awe as my mom is a pastor.... She was totally joking of course but man was it out of left field.

Lol I thought it'd be a good line. "Hey, wanna check out my polyp?"

 

[pi-eyed]

About 15yrs ago I introduced a friend of mine to my mom. My friend asked how she was doing and she replied I'm doing easy ones twice..Are you easy??? She looked him up and down and said "Nah..I'd wear your *** out". LMAO!!!!! I love my mom!!!

---Chris

 

[calpoly12]

About 15yrs ago I introduced a friend of mine to my mom. My friend asked how she was doing and she replied I'm doing easy ones twice..Are you easy??? She looked him up and down and said "Nah..I'd wear your *** out". LMAO!!!!! I love my mom!!!

---Chris

 

[Mudslinger14]

Parents can be fun sometimes.

 

[studd muffin]

Both my parents