I Hate My Job Day...

[fishmamma]

This is just dang funny... so like it!!!

When you have an
'I Hate My Job day' ​

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days] ​

Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the
Thermometer section and purchase
A rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your
Doors, draw the curtains and
Disconnect the phone so
You will not be disturbed. ​

Change into very comfortable
Clothing and sit in your favorite
Chair. Open the package and
Remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table
Or a surface so that it will not
Become chipped or broken. ​

Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from
The box and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small
Print there is this statement: ​

"Every Rectal Thermometer
Made by Johnson & Johnson
Is personally tested
And then sanitized." ​

Now, close your eyes and repeat
Out loud five times,' I am so glad
I do not work in the thermometer
Quality control department at
Johnson & Johnson.' ​

HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A
PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! ​

If you haven't got a smile on your face
And laughter in your heart...
Maybe you should go and work
For Johnson and Johnson! ​

Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date! ​

 

[redtailcatfreak]

hahahahahahhahahaha. i couldnt get paid enough to work that job.

 

[fishmamma]

hahahahahahhahahaha. i couldnt get paid enough to work that job.

I might be able to!!!!!

 

[TheRealAndyCook]

a+

 

[bigbadfish711]

hahahahahahhahahaha. i couldnt get paid enough to work that job.

I could

 

[Pandamania]

Did you get that from somewhere.......I thought I remembered that from about 15 yrs ago, when I was working at a Bridal Shoppe? It's extremely funny though!

 

[dayak]

Whoa I dropped my jaw reading the "statement" I'm sure a lot of happy people at the quality control deparment LOL

 

[fishmamma]

Whoa I dropped my jaw reading the "statement" I'm sure a lot of happy people at the quality control deparment LOL

No you didn't! c'mon that's baby stuff....

 

[SumoNinja]

that's a pretty bad job, here are some bad ones to also think about when you think you have a bad job

 

[fishmamma]

Id rather get shot, than smell someone's armpits!!!