I just laughed myself into a fetal position...

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lol thats awsome
 
I'm going to have to explain to my wife why I have streams of tears running down my face...
 
I read thru like 6 pages of that and I read most of it out loud to my mom. We were both cracking up so bad and the entire time she kept saying "I hate the autocorrect on my Iphone". lol I never wanted an Iphone so bad now.... Oh the awesome and ingenius things I could say then.
 
I know, I never wanted an iPhone till I read that website. I want mine to autocorrect to stuff like that...
 
I'm crying, my side hurts, and i cant breaf

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Whaaaat?... Everyone doesn't play Need For Sperm with their brother?
 
The i laid the babysitter one was the greatest. Haha he said it to his wife.
 
Must. buy. iphone.
 
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