Who says math isn't useful in real life?! I was staring at my worksheet and ignoring my instructor when a realization hit my brain like a freight train. I can picture your anticipation... ... ... Here it is:
If you go through paper like I do, you probably spot an oddball sheet every once in a while. Nothing too crazy, because quality control nabs the messed up stuff. Every once in a while if you look closely you'll see a tiny brown spec or a tiny little hair.
When the paper company is mowing down trees in the rainforest, they displace a lot of monkeys by taking their habitat. Every now and then there will be a tree-hugger hippie monkey that refuses to bail. Undeterred, the bulldozers press on. These stubborn monkeys hold their ground, and guess what? They ride their tree all the way to the saw mill and become monkey pulp. These tiny little specks of brown in your bright white paper are specks of ground monkey. The next time you get a letter or pay your bills, look for the monkey specks.
If you go through paper like I do, you probably spot an oddball sheet every once in a while. Nothing too crazy, because quality control nabs the messed up stuff. Every once in a while if you look closely you'll see a tiny brown spec or a tiny little hair.
When the paper company is mowing down trees in the rainforest, they displace a lot of monkeys by taking their habitat. Every now and then there will be a tree-hugger hippie monkey that refuses to bail. Undeterred, the bulldozers press on. These stubborn monkeys hold their ground, and guess what? They ride their tree all the way to the saw mill and become monkey pulp. These tiny little specks of brown in your bright white paper are specks of ground monkey. The next time you get a letter or pay your bills, look for the monkey specks.
