hah.
My first weekend in college: my roommate gets drunk, wakes me up in the middle of the night coming in, then wakes me up later in the middle of the night by peeing (loudly) on my chair and the floor next to my bed.
Next month, he brings a girl back in the middle of the night and they have sex while I'm trying to sleep. It was too awkward for me to let them know I was actually awake and trying to sleep.
Then a guy on our hall pees in the common room right outside my room (thought it was the bathroom), leaves his shorts there so he's totally naked, and tries to crawl into my roommate's bed twice before waking me up by sitting on the end of my bed.
A week later, the RA from the other end of the hall walks in at about 10 am, mumbles, and lies down in my bed like he's going to sleep. I ask him if he wants to get out of my bed; he sits up, mumbles, and leaves.
*last night of the year*
My roommate comes back drunk at about 5.30 am. A few minutes later, security comes in and wakes him up because he was found sleeping in the bathroom. He can stand up so they let him go back to sleep. Later, I come back from the shower and he's lying on the floor in the door-swing. I get dressed and notice a wet spot on my bed and on a laundry bag of clean clothes and I notice that some of my boxes have been crushed on the corners. Just as he began the year by peeing on the floor and chair, he ended it by peeing on my bed and clothes.
worst roommate ever.
LOL 
