Is this legal...?

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Dovii
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So this morning I woke up and I was really tired and I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet lid… and there was a Northern Snakehead?? I couldn’t believe my eyes, I thought maybe I was just tired and hallucinating so I went to get some caffeine in me… and when I came back, it was still there. So while deciding what to do with it, I tried to just go about my business, so I took a squat on the bowl and then it bit my rear end and I had to go to the hospital. I didn’t wanna tell them I had a Snakehead, because I am afraid they’ll confiscate him and I’ll go to jail or something so I told them it was a dog. They gave me some stitches and whatever and sent me on my way. So anyway, what I’m wondering is… can I keep it? I mean, I didn’t collect it, breed it, smuggle it, OR buy it. So technically I don’t think I broke any laws… right?
I’m in the car on the way back from the hospital, when it bit me, I bled everywhere, and I couldn’t figure out wether to flush the blood and risk flushing the fish, or leave them both in there, so I left them. Will swimming around in my blood make it want more? I really don’t wanna get bitten again…
Also, I don’t have a tank and I know they breathe air but I don’t wanna carry it too long and stress it out, so can I just scoop it out and transfer it to the bathtub and keep him there? I figure I can feed him mice and cockroaches that I find running around my house and maybe some chicken occasionally.
What to you guys think? I’ll post up some pictures in a bit.
 
Wait....what? You popped a squat over a snakehead?? Keep it in the bathtub?


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It is April 1st on the east coast....
 
Hello; Not sure if it is legal in Brooklyn to keep a snakehead in the toilet. What I need to know is if it is legal in your state for a man to marry his widows sister? It is not legal n my state.
 
UH UH NO HE DIDN!!
 
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