-my dog sits on her butt with all 4 legs out in front, she looks like a fat old man sitting on the couch
-She also likes to run on the kitchen floor and slide into the wall
-she runs into the doorway all the time when she's excited
-she thinks she can chase squirles up a tree but gravity reminds her she cant climb.
-She likes to chase the cat thought the cat beats her ass everytime
Mine will burrow through snow that's deeper than he is tall.
He thinks that "Get the kitty!" means "grab the nearest squeaky toy and squeak it until owners ear drums implode"
Will try to howl if he's really excited with a mouthful of stuffed animal