> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
> Husband is at work.
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> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> And hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
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> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
> Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
> Already.
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> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
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> The man says, "Yes, it is."
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> Boy - "I have a baseball."
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> Man - "That's nice."
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> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
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> Man - "No, thanks."
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> Boy - "My dad's outside."
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> Man - "OK, how much?"
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> Boy - "$150"
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> Man - "Sold."
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> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> And the lover are in the closet together.
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> Boy - "Dark in here."
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> Man - "Yes, it is."
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> Boy - "I have a Wilsoninfielder's glove."
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> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> "How much?"
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> Boy - "$350"
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> Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
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> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> Your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
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> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
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> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
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> The boy says, "$500"
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> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> Friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
>
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>
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> They go to the church and the father makes the little
> Boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
>
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>
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> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
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>
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're
> In my closet now"
> Husband is at work.
>
>
>
>
>
> Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them
> And hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
>
>
>
>
> The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her
> Lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there
> Already.
>
>
>
>
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>
>
>
>
>
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "That's nice."
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "No, thanks."
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "OK, how much?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "$150"
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "Sold."
>
>
>
>
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> And the lover are in the closet together.
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "Dark in here."
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "Yes, it is."
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "I have a Wilsoninfielder's glove."
>
>
>
>
>
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> "How much?"
>
>
>
>
>
> Boy - "$350"
>
>
>
>
>
> Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
>
>
>
>
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> Your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
>
>
>
>
>
> The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."
>
>
>
>
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
>
>
>
>
> The boy says, "$500"
>
>
>
>
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
> Friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
>
>
>
>
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little
> Boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
>
>
>
>
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
>
>
>
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again, you're
> In my closet now"
