1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn'tconcentrate..
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but thatwas too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any wayI sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I poures my sole into it but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same olde grind.
15. SO, I wonder what's next?
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but thatwas too exhausting.
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any wayI sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.
9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I poures my sole into it but just didn't fit in.
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany, but the work was just too draining.
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job.
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same olde grind.
15. SO, I wonder what's next?
your on a roll... more i hope..
