Liam, George, and Bert were driving along in their pickup when they saw a sheep caught in the fence with its hind end up in the air.
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Liam sighed, "I just wish it was dark . . . "
Sorry Liam, I know us city folk will never understand your love for sheep. 
Bert said, "I wish that was Sharon Stone."
George echoed, "I wish it was Demi Moore."
Liam sighed, "I just wish it was dark . . . "
Sorry Liam, I know us city folk will never understand your love for sheep.