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dragonfish

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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a police officer approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the person in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car.'
 
Funny, post more please.
 
Arachnar;1785818; said:
Funny, post more please.

Since you said please.


Amish Elevator





An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two

shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together

again.



The boy asked, "What is this Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have

never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."



While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old

lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a

button.



The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.

The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular

numbers above the walls light up sequentially.



They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the

numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened

up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.



The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
 
lol
 
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