THis is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bit-ch knows I'm smarter than her.
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I
added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the
things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that
bit-ch knows I'm smarter than her.
