Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject: Joke 
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If you heard it or seen it already.. It will probably still make you laugh if you read it all again
>THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
>Husband th at my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
>Suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
>Of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
>Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>"How long will this take?" I asked.
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
>Stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
>Breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
>Missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
>straw.
>What a Stupid, stupid man
>
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If you heard it or seen it already.. It will probably still make you laugh if you read it all again
>THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
>Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
>Husband th at my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
>Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a
>Suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
>Of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
>Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
>Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
>"How long will this take?" I asked.
>"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I
>Stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
>Breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without
>Missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
>again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
>straw.
>What a Stupid, stupid man
>
