jokes

[thefishofdoom]

tell your jokes in this thread i start.
your mother is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

your mother is so dumb see got fired from the m&m factory for throghing out the W's.

your mom is like a hard ware store $.05 a screw.

three guys walk into a bar fourth one duck's.

why do bald guys have holes in there pockets.
so they can run there fingers thur there hair.

well thats all im posting for now the rest are more well say not MFK sutiable lol

 

[toxicfish]

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

You're so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”

How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.

 

[thefishofdoom]

lol good

your mom is like a brick wall.
always being layed by mexicans.

 

[toxicfish]

lol good

your mom is like a brick wall.
always being layed by mexicans.

hahahaha

 

[thefishofdoom]

alrighty a long one


so this cople gos up to the mountains for a romantic weekend.
so the guy gos out and chopes some wood. he comes in and say hunny my hands are realy cold. she says put them between my thighs to get warm. later on that day the guy gos out and chop's more wood. he comes in and says hunny my hands are realy realy cold. she say put them bettween my thighs to get warm. so after dinner the guy gos out and chops more wood to get thur the night. he comes in and says hunny my hands are realy realy realy cold. she says gosh darn dont your ears ever get cold.


(sorry if spelling bad)

 

[paintboi101]

YOUR MOMMA IS SOOOOOO FAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO FLY A PLANE TO THE NORTH AND SOUTH POLE TO SLAP HER BUTT CHEEKS.

 

[fishnthings]

lamo

 

[fishbait912]

your so short you have to stand on a chair to reach puberty
yo momma so fat she dont take pictures she takes posters
yo momma so ugly when she looked into the mirror her reflection ducked
yo momma so poor we had to eat a large pizza outside