George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids
to get a
Little PR. After his talk he offers
question time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Fourth, why are we so worried about *** marriage
when half of all
Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the
kiddies they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were
we? Oh, that's right,
Question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Johnnie," he responds.
"And what is yourquestion, Little
Johnnie?"
"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about *** marriage
when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?
And Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
to get a
Little PR. After his talk he offers
question time. One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'
Fourth, why are we so worried about *** marriage
when half of all
Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
George Bush informs the
kiddies they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were
we? Oh, that's right,
Question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand.
George points him out and asks
him his name.
"Johnnie," he responds.
"And what is yourquestion, Little
Johnnie?"
"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq
without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about *** marriage
when 1/2 of all
Americans don't have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes
early?
And Sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
