Kids are quick

[dragonfish]

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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[Lupin]

 

[Militis]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.




my fav one

where you get these are these made up or actual statements ? that was a good read thanks

 

[dragonfish]

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.




my fav one

where you get these are these made up or actual statements ? that was a good read thanks

Friend emailed them to me.

 

[woofy]

that is hilarious especially the last one!

 

[famous323]

cute

 

[Knowdafish]

 

[woofy]

we should make a post lik this but of snappy comeback our own kids have given us.

 

[Gr8KarmaSF]

LOL

 

[CrazyCichlids]

GOT ONE FOR YOU ALL.....One of my students the other day was describing the water at a local lake that he swims in and he said that "the water was Ice Tea Water"......after hearing this I asked him what he was talking about in reference to "Ice Tea Water" he said "that the water looks like iced tea so its ice tea water" I explained to him that it actually was Cedar water stained from the trees and I loved the look he had on his face when he could finally understand why the water looked like "Ice Tea".....