Some reflection: I bought some nice boxers today, and I purchased the "Large" size. Now, I am not claiming to be skinny, I have some extra to lose, but I guarantee that my "Large" boxer shorts would not fit on 70% of the people in the store where I bought them. So I evaluate the size system:
Youth: You are actually a kid, anorexic, or a vegetarian.
Small: You are very slight. You need a burger or two.
Medium: You must be in great shape, or a little on the skinny side
Large: You are probably healthy, or maybe could lose a couple pounds.
Xtra large: You are pushing it. You need to consider a membership at Bally's, and start by parking in the back of the lot. An easily remedied situation.
XXL: You have a genuine problem, but there is hope. Fast food should be out of the question.
XXXL: Slim chance you will ever be in good shape. Move to Ethiopia for a few years, it's your only hope.
XXXXL and larger: People lose weight trying to get around you.
I also propose a new name system for sizes to apply the proper pressure for people to deal with the growing problem in this country:
Small= Skinny SK
Medium= Fit FT
Large= Normal NL
XL= Little Tubby LT
XXL= Getting Fat GF
XXXL= Super Size SS
XXXL= Elvis ELV
I will propose this to the clothing companies, I may just save our country from being over run by people who think that three meals a day is only a guideline and the food pyramid is too steep of a climb.
Youth: You are actually a kid, anorexic, or a vegetarian.
Small: You are very slight. You need a burger or two.
Medium: You must be in great shape, or a little on the skinny side
Large: You are probably healthy, or maybe could lose a couple pounds.
Xtra large: You are pushing it. You need to consider a membership at Bally's, and start by parking in the back of the lot. An easily remedied situation.
XXL: You have a genuine problem, but there is hope. Fast food should be out of the question.
XXXL: Slim chance you will ever be in good shape. Move to Ethiopia for a few years, it's your only hope.
XXXXL and larger: People lose weight trying to get around you.
I also propose a new name system for sizes to apply the proper pressure for people to deal with the growing problem in this country:
Small= Skinny SK
Medium= Fit FT
Large= Normal NL
XL= Little Tubby LT
XXL= Getting Fat GF
XXXL= Super Size SS
XXXL= Elvis ELV
I will propose this to the clothing companies, I may just save our country from being over run by people who think that three meals a day is only a guideline and the food pyramid is too steep of a climb.
