Life in a Monestery

[Oddball]

Sister Mary Katherine entered a Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for five years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "we will get you a better bed."

After another five years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine".

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today".

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but b1tch since you got here".

 

[Timpon]

Guess you don't have to ask why I turned Aethiest after having the Catholic religion rammed down my throat by the parents for years.

 

[milkman407]

my teacher tries to convert all her students to her belief i get pissed

that was funny though

 

[rayman45]

LOL

 

[PeacockBass]

Guess you don't have to ask why I turned Aethiest after having the Catholic religion rammed down my throat by the parents for years.

believing in, anything... should not be the result of a rebellious attitude.

One should believe something based on logic, not the idea of "getting some one back".

You shouldnt be an athiest because you are rebelling against your parrents, but rather you are smarter and more logical than the average religious person.


good joke!

 

[turtall]

Meow.

 

[mssassysan2000]