LIVING WILL INFORMATION

[stotty]

While I was watching the playoff games last weekend, Sarah (my wife)and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my Wine.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.

 

[ozz465]

Hahaha . thats classic.

 

[importracer]

In the end.....I hope to wake up in my own home....In the mornings, I'd rise out of bed and stare at the 12ft long, 500g pygo tank that rests across from the my bed....I'll go to the bathroom and brush my teeth....I'll walk into my long hallway where two 8ft long, 180g tanks line each side....I'll walk down my spiral staircase that spirals around a multi-thousand gallon aquarium...Outside on my front doorstep, I'll get the morning paper and walk to the front of my garage....There, the gargage automatically opens up showing my private sports car collection...

 

[The TRUST]

While I was watching the playoff games last weekend, Sarah (my wife)and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my Wine.

Sometimes it's tough being married to a smartass.

I told my wife the same thing. I told her to pull the plug if I am ever like that.