LOL Kinda Funny

[toxicfish]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?


If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

 

[Fry]

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Didn't hell already freeze over?

I'm an athiest and i hope i never have to go to court because of that. Of course when they ask me to swear on the Bibile, I'll say "I'm athiest."

It's funny because it's other people's misery. Didn't you watch the 2 last episodes of seinfeld?

 

[dr_sudz]

 

[Fish_are_fishfood]

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

LOL, I always wondered about that.

 

[Ash]

thats like asking why do you park in a driveway and drive in parkway....

 

[toxicfish]

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.

A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.