looking after the wife

[stotty]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting on my deck, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Camille from next door was so upset at this that she came over and shouted
"You lazy bastard! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that

ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!"

I thought "Goodness! ... Women!" and I took a slug from my bottle of XXXX,

wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Raybans, stared directly

at this nosey neighbour, and told her in no uncertain terms "leave off and mind

your own business. My wife has a green thumb, and she really enjoys gardening".

After a few days I felt really bad so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower

to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that

my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes fellas, after all one should

take good care of the wife... that way maybe she'll take good care of you.

I have attached a picture.


I hope it comes through OK..

 

[robmcd]

Sweet!!! Gotta treat the ladies right!!!

 

[Militis]

Very nice ride

 

[Liam]

LOL!!! hahahaha

 

[headbanger_jib]

i hope your wife doesn't throw you out on your backside for being so sensitive,then we would be one english MFKer less






j/k

 

[fourty2]

lol,thats class

 

[cichlaguapote]

lolz.. thought it was a real story til I saw the pic..

 

[princess]

lol as soon as i started reading it i knew it wasn't real

1.its been raining nonstop for 8month....
2.hardly anyone has decks.
3. an essex woman would never mow the lawn.
4. it sounds very australian.

and as for the picture...no one has those stupid trucks here.

and i didn't get the joke. so there ya go yet another joke i've runied lol

 

[Nic]

been awhile since you posted something like this thats a good one

 

[geeimatree]

xD

greatest wife story ever hahahahahaha