Hi All,
I've been keeping sharks and other rare and stunning fauna for the past 20 or so years, and I've gone to great expense and effort to do so. I actually imported the guy in my avatar after 6 years of looking; he and his tank mate are the only two of their kind in the United States as far as I can tell.
At any rate I've been doing things all wrong. Researching, learning from mistakes and advancing knowledge is the wrong way to approach the keeping of sharks and any fauna and I've truly seen the error of my ways. The fact is, ever since I saw Jaws, I've wanted a white shark, so I've decieded to get one.
The thing is, I'm having a party this weekend, and I think it would be badass to have a white shark there. I'd be the only kid in town that has one!! People would be like, 'Woah, Pat has a white shark, OMG!!' I'm going to fill my bathtub with salt water (regular water sounds easier) put the shark it there, and everyone can have a look.
I know what your thinking... 'white sharks get huge'... don't worry about that. I've planned for this very carefully. As the party winds down, I'm going to wow the remaining guests by killing the white shark with my bare hands. You may think that's cruel, but some scientists have already done it, so it's totally fine:
http://homepage.mac.com/mollet/Cc/Ian_Gordon.html
See?? A bunch of scientists did something, so I'm entitled to do the same thing for no particular reason!
Anyway, I'm looking for a small white shark... like, as small as they come... where do white sharks come from, anyway?!?!? LOL! You can cut a pup out of it's writhing mother for all I care. Just get me what I want, as conveniently as possible, as soon as possible! After all, the best way to keep animals is the easiest way to keep animals!!!
I've been keeping sharks and other rare and stunning fauna for the past 20 or so years, and I've gone to great expense and effort to do so. I actually imported the guy in my avatar after 6 years of looking; he and his tank mate are the only two of their kind in the United States as far as I can tell.
At any rate I've been doing things all wrong. Researching, learning from mistakes and advancing knowledge is the wrong way to approach the keeping of sharks and any fauna and I've truly seen the error of my ways. The fact is, ever since I saw Jaws, I've wanted a white shark, so I've decieded to get one.
The thing is, I'm having a party this weekend, and I think it would be badass to have a white shark there. I'd be the only kid in town that has one!! People would be like, 'Woah, Pat has a white shark, OMG!!' I'm going to fill my bathtub with salt water (regular water sounds easier) put the shark it there, and everyone can have a look.
I know what your thinking... 'white sharks get huge'... don't worry about that. I've planned for this very carefully. As the party winds down, I'm going to wow the remaining guests by killing the white shark with my bare hands. You may think that's cruel, but some scientists have already done it, so it's totally fine:
http://homepage.mac.com/mollet/Cc/Ian_Gordon.html
See?? A bunch of scientists did something, so I'm entitled to do the same thing for no particular reason!
Anyway, I'm looking for a small white shark... like, as small as they come... where do white sharks come from, anyway?!?!? LOL! You can cut a pup out of it's writhing mother for all I care. Just get me what I want, as conveniently as possible, as soon as possible! After all, the best way to keep animals is the easiest way to keep animals!!!
