Memorable Movie 'ONE LINERS'

[Pandamania]

What are a few of your favorite memorable Movie 'one liners'? I'm sure most of us remember old ones like, "I'll be back" by Arnold, and "I'll be right here" from ET. There are many I've laughed at, because after becoming well known to my family, these statements were used by us. One I like is from Ultra Violet, "are you damaged?".....this has been used at our house at 'just the right time' and we loao! List a few you like, and the Movies they're from .......

 

[SumoNinja]

Kick his *** Sea Bass!

 

[fishticuffs]

the whole move boonbock saints is full of key one liners. what do you need the rope for???? rambo?

 

[Angler]

I love Tombstone and some of the one liners - "Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed."

 

[mqktandy]

"wrong kid died". Walk hard the dewy cocks story

 

[Pandamania]

SumoNinja = what movie's that from ? , fishticuffs = I never heard of that movie, is it funny? If it is, I'll try to rent it from somewhere. I love funny movies. , Angler = Yup! loved that movie, had forgot about that one!, mqktandy = Sounds kinda' morbid? will maybe look this one up............

 

[Angler]

the whole move boonbock saints is full of key one liners. what do you need the rope for???? rambo?

Yes!

"He brought a six shooter."

"There's nine bodies, genius."

"What were you going to do? Laugh the last three to death, funny man?"

 

[ballinouttacntrol]

in honor of today's holiday...

I know you don't smoke, I know this, but I'm gonna get you **** today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got ish to do.

 

[FLESHY]

I love Tombstone and some of the one liners - "Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed."

Back when I still played football (HS and semipro) if ever asked to do anything at practice I would just run in while saying:

"Im ya huckleberray."

"Skin that smokewagon...go to work!" is another priceless one.

Lets face it, any movie where Kurt Russel is allowed to write lines is going to be hysterical.

Ie: Big Trouble in Little China, Capitan Ron, the list goes on and on.

 

[FLESHY]

in honor of today's holiday...

I know you don't smoke, I know this, but I'm gonna get you **** today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got ish to do.

Or Friday after next... "Chicken so good it makes you wanna slap yo grandmama!" - Best part of that whole movie.