I was sent this today by a mate well it made me 
Dear Abby,
>>
>>I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
>>could be a crucial decision.
>>I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
>>
>>The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
>>
>>My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
>>I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
>>don't know them."
>>
>>I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
>>always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
>>if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
>>wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time
>>
>>it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
>>phone again and why was I checking up on her.
>>
>>Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
>>down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
>>again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
>>park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide
>>behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
>>home.
>>
>>It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
>>the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
>>
>>Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
>>dealer?
>>
>>Thanks,
>>Bob
Dear Abby,
>>
>>I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
>>could be a crucial decision.
>>I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
>>
>>The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
>>
>>My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
>>I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
>>don't know them."
>>
>>I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
>>always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as
>>if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she
>>wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time
>>
>>it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her
>>phone again and why was I checking up on her.
>>
>>Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
>>down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
>>again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
>>park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide
>>behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
>>home.
>>
>>It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that
>>the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
>>
>>Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
>>dealer?
>>
>>Thanks,
>>Bob
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