....yes, we have a complete language, all of our own...I thought i would post up some here to help females "understand" us better....
I'm going fishing."
Translated: Im going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.
Its a guy thing".
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
Can i help you with dinner?"
Translated: Why isnt it already on the table?
Uh huh, sure honey, or, Yes Dear"
Translated: (Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response.)
It would take too long to explain."
Translated: I havent the foggiest.
I was listening to you. Its just . . . I have lots of things on my mnd.
Translated: Is that woman over there wearing a bra?
Take a break hunni, your working too hard."
Translated: I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
Thats interesting, dear."
Translated: Are you still talking?
You know how bad my memory is."
Translated: I remember the theme song to F-Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car Ive ever owned, but cant remember your birthday.
I dunno . . . i was just thinking about you, and i got you these roses.
Translated: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.
Oh, dont fuss, i just cut myself, Its no big deal."
Translated: I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.
I have got my reasons for what i am doing."
Translated: . . . and I sure hope I think of some soon.
I cant find it."
Translated: It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless.
What did i do this time?"
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I heard you.
Translated: I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you dont find out.
You know i could never love anyone else."
Translated: I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse.
You Look Terrific.
Translated: Oh God, please dont try on MORE clothes.
I am not lost, i know exactly where we are."
Translated: We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again.
I'm going fishing."
Translated: Im going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.
Its a guy thing".
Translated: There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.
Can i help you with dinner?"
Translated: Why isnt it already on the table?
Uh huh, sure honey, or, Yes Dear"
Translated: (Absolutely nothing. Its a conditioned response.)
It would take too long to explain."
Translated: I havent the foggiest.
I was listening to you. Its just . . . I have lots of things on my mnd.
Translated: Is that woman over there wearing a bra?
Take a break hunni, your working too hard."
Translated: I cant hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.
Thats interesting, dear."
Translated: Are you still talking?
You know how bad my memory is."
Translated: I remember the theme song to F-Troop, the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car Ive ever owned, but cant remember your birthday.
I dunno . . . i was just thinking about you, and i got you these roses.
Translated: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.
Oh, dont fuss, i just cut myself, Its no big deal."
Translated: I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.
I have got my reasons for what i am doing."
Translated: . . . and I sure hope I think of some soon.
I cant find it."
Translated: It didnt fall into my outstretched hands, so Im completely clueless.
What did i do this time?"
Translated: What did you catch me at?
I heard you.
Translated: I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you dont find out.
You know i could never love anyone else."
Translated: I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse.
You Look Terrific.
Translated: Oh God, please dont try on MORE clothes.
I am not lost, i know exactly where we are."
Translated: We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again.
