MFK threads that will hopefully never be

[loach43]

1. "Help! RTC won't eat live feeders!"
2. "Saw Richard Simmons in speedos at Sea World"
3. "Pics of my new rasbora. LOAD WARNING!"
4. "New legislation puts ban on all ornamental fish in USA"
5. "2,200 gallon aquarium floods central Indiana"

Now that you're wishing THIS thread was never created, make up some of your own but post them here, not in the useful forum sections.

 

[davo]

LOL
"my [insert monster here] has died"
"what can i stock this 10g with"
"Just got a [insert monster here] will it do fine in my 55g"

 

[Sabre_Tooth]

6.Help! My betta fry has a cut and it turned the whole 150 gallon tank red!


p.s. most people here only have rasboras and goldfish! LOL!

 

[ewurm]

7. "Ewurm is back from his ban!"

 

[---XR---]

' mysteriously there can't be found any more pbass in the united states, turns out a 3 foot tall albino asian man was the culprit.'

 

[ddyerfamily]

1. fish bite my finger off, see pics here ......

2. I came home and all that was left of my [your fish ] was a trail of water
leading to backdoor. (or cat )

3. fish box arrived snail mail 2 weeks late and it's 90 outside, should I open the box ?

4. you won't believe this.......the kitten was walking along top of tank while I was cleaning AND THEN........ ...........RIP KITTY

5. WHAT IS WATER CONDITIONER ?

 

[---XR---]

"whats a filter?"

"can i eat my dead fish?"

 

[cichlaguapote]

"I was wrong looks like araipaima gigas can have a growth disorder making them top out at 30ft"

"Rare fish extinct due to hoarding... goverment calls for mass fish release from man's DC area home... Said to run MFK an underground hoarding operation.."

"Ewurm... fired for being too funny... Goes on rampage as The Wurminator"

"New xtreme sport.. Dogfishing.. has been created and will now be a part of ESPN's X Games"

 

[rallysman]

5. "2,200 gallon aquarium floods central Indiana"

"Ewurm... fired for being too funny... Goes on rampage as The Wurminator"

"New xtreme sport.. Dogfishing.. has been created and will now be a part of ESPN's X Games"

 

[ddyerfamily]

LMAO