More important Medical Alert from CDC

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CichlidPharmer

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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
 
And I actually expected you to be serious../
 
OMG I THINK I AM IN TROUBLE- I am viewing this while at WORK. How much of the Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter will I need? And how long does the antidote take to cure one of this dreaded disease?
 
Thedaniokeeper;3069168; said:
And I actually expected you to be
serious../

Me serious? As John McEnroe would say "You can't be serious!"

cassharper;3069252; said:
I'm just relieved it wasn't another thread about that damn pig flu

That was the idea. All the news about the Flu was beginning to get on the nerves.

ryverrat;3069364; said:
OMG I THINK I AM IN TROUBLE- I am viewing this while at WORK. How much of the Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter will I need? And how long does the antidote take to cure one of this dreaded disease?

This other news item about wine and beer might help you determine the appropriate dose

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=newsarchive&sid=alUESRae.1tc

.....and Thank You RedDevil, aka Liz.....you are being kind as usual:D
 
CichlidPharmer;3068781; said:
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.


haha sounds like a plan :headbang2
 
THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!
 
invisyblegypsey;3069994; said:
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll drink to that.
chloe;3069996; said:
haha sounds like a plan :headbang2
A plan is just a plan unless you act:naughty:

Tongue33;3070015; said:
THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!

That calls for another round! Cheers!
 
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