Today me and a few friends got together and wrote out the mst popular sayings & expressions in our school year. These are some...
EXPRESSIONS & SAYINGS:
"Beyonce's HOT!" (the guys say that...)
"Poo!"
"Vacuum." (if you mouth it instead of saying it it looks like "F*** you!")
"To the left, to the left!"
"Hooga hooga!"
"Yo Momma!"
"Your face."
"Your girlfriend."
"S***."
"You pervert."
"David." (have no idea where that came from! no one's name was David.)
"Fergelicious!"
"Who ever's tapping, please stop."
"MOTARD!"
"RETARD! I mean... uh... motard!"
"Hey Mr. Stuebing, how old were you in the stone ages? Like, maybe, 50?" (That was for my Latin teacher.)
"Your hair matches you grey shirt Mr. Stubbs!" (another joke to my Latin teacher. he has grey hair but is only about 40.)
"Your world, my world, your world..."
"Pickle Berry Moose Poop."
"Yo Momma so hairy you got rugburn when you were born!"
"*Star Wars theme song*" (As in, guys humming it)
"We can do it aaaaall night long!"
"Shut up, turd!"
"Everybody inhale!!! I farted."
"Oh my gosh, I broke a nail!"
"Fishyswaz!"
"Ruben is soooo cute...." (Ruben is my awesome betta)
"Who... me?"
"But what did I do?"
"Hold your breath. Austin farted." (How immature! lol
)
"Aaaaaaaaron...." (refering to the guy all the girls love
)
"Pickle my ickle yo."
"HOTDOOOOOGS!"
"Could I have one?"
"25 cents please?"
"Fergie is a hawty!" (the guys say that...)
"You smell like bread!"
"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (weird story for that one... my bf was talking on his cell phone and he shoved it in my face for no apparent reason and I screamed and yelled and he sat there laughing hysterically.)
Yup... for those of you who actually read it God bless you...
EXPRESSIONS & SAYINGS:
"Beyonce's HOT!" (the guys say that...)
"Poo!"
"Vacuum." (if you mouth it instead of saying it it looks like "F*** you!")
"To the left, to the left!"
"Hooga hooga!"
"Yo Momma!"
"Your face."
"Your girlfriend."
"S***."
"You pervert."
"David." (have no idea where that came from! no one's name was David.)
"Fergelicious!"
"Who ever's tapping, please stop."
"MOTARD!"
"RETARD! I mean... uh... motard!"
"Hey Mr. Stuebing, how old were you in the stone ages? Like, maybe, 50?" (That was for my Latin teacher.)
"Your hair matches you grey shirt Mr. Stubbs!" (another joke to my Latin teacher. he has grey hair but is only about 40.)
"Your world, my world, your world..."
"Pickle Berry Moose Poop."
"Yo Momma so hairy you got rugburn when you were born!"
"*Star Wars theme song*" (As in, guys humming it)
"We can do it aaaaall night long!"
"Shut up, turd!"
"Everybody inhale!!! I farted."
"Oh my gosh, I broke a nail!"
"Fishyswaz!"
"Ruben is soooo cute...." (Ruben is my awesome betta)
"Who... me?"
"But what did I do?"
"Hold your breath. Austin farted." (How immature! lol
)"Aaaaaaaaron...." (refering to the guy all the girls love
)"Pickle my ickle yo."
"HOTDOOOOOGS!"
"Could I have one?"
"25 cents please?"
"Fergie is a hawty!" (the guys say that...)
"You smell like bread!"
"HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (weird story for that one... my bf was talking on his cell phone and he shoved it in my face for no apparent reason and I screamed and yelled and he sat there laughing hysterically.)
Yup... for those of you who actually read it God bless you...
