Movie Review: "KNOWING"

[ewurm]

Saw this last night. It's a movie about being able to see the future. If I was able to see the future, I wouldn't have gone to this movie. The initial concept is excellent, but they completely blew the plot and the ending made me want to have cancer. It's a combination of a horror film, an alien film, and a world destruction film. If you go to this film, bring a Charms Blow pop, because it sucks and you suck. I want "Nic" Cage to come to my house and give me my $20 back so I can spend it on getting cancer. Anybody know of an asbestos vendor?

 

[packer43064]

Sounds like you really hated it, lol.

 

[famous323]

haven't seen it yet but previews made it look good

 

[Nic]

think the whole cancer thing is a little over the top....

 

[ewurm]

think the whole cancer thing is a little over the top....

So is the plot. I guess the metaphor worked

I meant to say AIDS, anyway

 

[koop171]

lol one of the greatest movie reviews of all time. thanks lol

 

[Nic]

So is the plot. I guess the metaphor worked

I meant to say AIDS, anyway

 

[rmorse]

But did you like it?

 

[ewurm]

I got Reese's Pieces and the foul stench of this movie made them taste like FAIL. I was praying for Al-Qaeda to fly a plane into the theater to make it stop.

 

[packer43064]

We need one of BottomFeeder's big Epic Fail for this movie, lol.