Got this in an e-mail a few days ago.
http://www.chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=23480&catcode=31
Jokes From a Muslim Stand-up Comic: ''Goffaq Yussef''
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Good evening, gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
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On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "Occupied."
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What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
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How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
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Did you hear about the Broadway play, ''The Palestinians''?
It bombed!
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What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
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Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!
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Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
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Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
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A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
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What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
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A Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
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Thank you, thank you
My name is Goffaq Yussef. (say it out loud).
http://www.chronwatch.com/content/contentDisplay.asp?aid=23480&catcode=31
Jokes From a Muslim Stand-up Comic: ''Goffaq Yussef''
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Good evening, gentlemen, and get out, ladies.
>>>
On my flight to New York there must have been an Israeli in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "Occupied."
>>>
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
Nothing! You told her twice already!
>>>
How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
>>>
Did you hear about the Broadway play, ''The Palestinians''?
It bombed!
>>>
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!
>>>
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club?
It features full facial nudity!
>>>
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank?
Because it's just a stone's throw from Israel!
>>>
Why are Palestinian boys luckier than American boys?
Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
>>>
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
>>>
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
>>>
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy:
"After Abdul blows himself up, can I have his room?"
>>>
Thank you, thank you
My name is Goffaq Yussef. (say it out loud).
